The Meaning of Life By Philip Bradbury £8.00
 273 deliciously fascinating pages of little known facts, curiosities,
humour and challenging opinions. This is the world's first dictionary
that pays little heed to strict facts and delves into our history, our
psyches and our funny bones. The Meaning of Life - random excerpts ... Aaaaa - The slightly aghast word I uttered at the thought of writing a dictionary. [See Mmmmm and Zzzzz] |
The Meaning of Larf By Philip Bradbury £8.00
125 luscious pages of amusement for anyone who likes a laugh and some thoughtfulness. Gathered from hundreds of unsolicited emails over eons of monitor-staring pleasure, these tid-bits of nonsense, sense and otherwise gritty, pithy and rather silly jottings of so many scribes, most called Anony Mouse, cannot go unheralded. For anyone with microseconds and micro-breaks, this is the perfect book to pick up, put down and read in between. Perfect for people in doctors' waiting rooms (to hit coughing patients with), coffee tables (under a broken leg) and for the car to amuse when stuck in traffic. Try it, you'll like it ... no, you'll love it and wonder why you hadn't bought it before as it will make you the perfect party-joker and you'll never be lonely any more. The Meaning of Larf - random excerpts ... Altzheimers Test... read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down. Aviation Rules From the Aust Aviation Magazine, June 2000: 1.Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2.If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3.Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. 4.It’s always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. 5.The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. 6.The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 7.When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky ... |
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